Love is a puppy with a waggling tail.
Love is Easter eggs gathered in a pail.
Love is a butterfly, fluttering near a rose.
Love is a kitten, licking your nose.

Love is a hug from your mum or your dad.
Love is a kiss when you’re feeling very sad.
Love is a caterpillar hairy and slow.
Love is a giant flakes of white, fluffy snow.

Love is a unicorn standing so tall and free.
Love is a budding leaf growing on a spring tree.
Love is a feather falling from the sky.
Love is the twinkle in Santa Claus’s eye.

Love can mean so many things to each one of us.
It can be a chocolate bar or a ride on a bus.
No matter how you see it, no matter how you feel,
Love is the best feeling when you know it is real.

Why do you have to go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you!

When can you eat soap?

When you change the 'a' to 'u'!

How can you fit a ten page article about milk into five pages?
Condense it!
Which fish is also a weapon?

A sword fish.

What do frogs drink?

A croak a cola